Tag: humor
group name: yourpoetrysucks
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September 08, 2007 05:53 PM EDT --
Portable crappers, and phat gangsta rappers
Overdressed lawyers, who think that they're dapper
Blonde second wives who are festooned with bling—
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July 19, 2008 12:16 PM EDT --
There are two types of people--those who "get" poetry, and those who don't.
My wife is honest, nay proud that she is one of the first type.
I, on the other hand, was once forced by . . . more
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July 28, 2008 03:41 PM EDT --
FAIRFAX, California. Kay Ryan, the newly-annointed poet laureate of the United States, vowed today to use the enormous powers of her office to strike back at the "snobs" who kept her out . . . more
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August 12, 2008 08:44 AM EDT --
Sometimes as I sit at my desk at night, my hands pressed to my temples, trying to come up with a post that will be rejected by McSweeney's Internet Tendencies and earn me valuable Gather Points, I . . . more
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March 17, 2008 08:24 PM EDT --
If you were hit, dear, by a truck,
And I were left without you-
I wonder then who I would, er,
Sorry-let me start over.
I wonder up with whom I'd end
Among our unwed female friends. . . . more
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July 18, 2008 03:46 AM EDT --
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October 06, 2007 08:17 PM EDT --
Scientists have created frogs whose internal organs can be viewed through clear skin. . . . more
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July 07, 2007 02:18 PM EDT --
Darling, forgive me if I seem a dunth
But why must your period come oneth a month?
It strikes me that we'd avoid many a tear
If it was like Christmas and came once a year.
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September 27, 2007 01:21 PM EDT --
Where are the goofy hairdos of the past--
the ones my mom gave to my sisters, I ask?
They'd bring home a box of Lilt Home Permanent
To propel the girls' locks to the tonsorial . . . more
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December 04, 2007 02:06 PM EST --
Holiday people, being too cheerful.
I'd like to give one or two a good earful.
Jolly like Santa, talking too loud—
I can't avoid them, I'm stuck in the crowd.
It's . . . more
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July 20, 2007 10:23 PM EDT --
The chief difficulty which Husserl (not to mention Hegel and Heidegger) encounters is the allowing for the existence of other . . . more
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August 17, 2008 10:31 PM EDT --
AMARILLO , T exas . Joe Don Mergen has just two weeks of freedom left before he begins the school year as a sophomore at Darrell Royal High School here, but he says he's looking . . . more
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October 23, 2007 09:50 PM EDT --
One afternoon, while heading home
Upon a hot commuter train,
I fell asleep, and dreamed this poem,
As summer's light began to wane.
I saw a scene of baseball's . . . more
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April 28, 2007 12:02 PM EDT --
LONDON. The position of poet laureate is considered a minor office here as the importance of the British monarchy has faded over time, but members of the Royal Family are nonetheless anxious whenever . . . more
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October 14, 2007 02:14 PM EDT --
I want a woman like Simone Weil--
built Renaults, and did it with style.
Hold it—I know what you're going to say.
It's not pronounced "while", it rhymes with . . . more
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